Best Cricket Calls

I have been playing for a while now, and there have been some good calls i have heard.
here are just a few of the one i hear going round

Seatbelts on boys, this kid cant drive

bowl him a piano, see if he can play that

he couldnt cut a slice of bread

lets get him a girlfriend cos he cant pull

More dots than the bible in braille!

this kid has more misses than heny the eighth

This kid has more leaves than a tree

More blocks than a lego set

ive seen better batters in a fish and chip shop

*there alot alot more i cannot remember, so if you have any just post them here, would be glad to hear some

wickets are hungry lets give them a cherry.

BOOM! HEADSHOT!

o.o

you could fit a small child on that swing

swinging like a seventies disco

big swing no ding

swimming pool in his box

got a bat use it

ffs cant think of any others :S

ClonedInsanity wrote:BOOM! HEADSHOT!

o.o

it deserves to be said again

This bloke couldnt catch a cold!

swingin like a rusty gate
more dots than a aborigional painting
more dots than a dolmation
more edges than a 50cent coin